So, today I was in the land of rampant consumerism, and I came across this item. (Okay, yeah, sometimes I try to avoid large chain stores, but honestly, if you’re going to buy cheap kid crap, it should be… well, cheap)
WHAT THE HELL? EDWARD AS A BARBIE DOLL???????????????
Henceforth, I dub you Edward Candyass, and may the GI Joes right next to you make fun of you for eternity.
Now, if they made an Eric Barbie doll (life size, please), I might be first in line to make that purchase. Um, yeah, it’s my rampant consumerism mixed with giddy fangirl-dom. Blame the media (everyone else does).