In Case You Ever Wondered…


This is what a Tyrannosaurus in a dress looks like:

We went on vacation for the long weekend–to visit a friend for his birthday (it was a big birthday, hence the two day long road trip). My daughter decided she needed–needed–this stuffed toy.

She named the dinosaur Edinor (because Rex is just too bland for a Tyrannosaurus), and took her everywhere.

The volcano.

The supermarket.

And, finally, praise the Lord, to bed.

Have a great night, everyone, and happy work day tomorrow!

MCC

Versatile Blogger Award


So, my friend Casey Wyatt nominated me for the Versatile Blogger Award!

Woot!

Like with all awards, this one has rules. So, without further ado, here they are:

If you are nominated, you’ve been awarded the Versatile Blogger award.

  •  Thank the person who gave you this award. That’s common courtesy.
  •  Include a link to their blog. That’s also common courtesy — if you can figure out how to do it.
  •  Next, select 15 blogs/bloggers that you’ve recently discovered or follow regularly. ( I would add, pick blogs or bloggers that are excellent!)
  •  Nominate those 15 bloggers for the Versatile Blogger Award — you might include a link to this site.
  •  Finally, tell the person who nominated you 7 things about yourself.

So, seven things about me…

1. I wear four contacts at once. Yes, four. Actually, my eyes usually feel like the picture above. Dry and gritty all the time. But hey, no matter what you say to me, you can’t make me cry. It’s ALWAYS one of my many contacts. Side, newly discovered talent? I could probably have an entire conversation with a finger on my eyeball. Gross and weird. I think it suits me.

2. I hate rats. Like hate them. Like just posting that picture on my blog makes me want to barf. It’s a very long story, but let’s just stop it with the ending: Thanks, Mom.

3. Honestly, I’m not a big fan of cows, either. Well, technically, bovines, because I don’t like bulls unless I am wildly proclaiming that I am “strong like bull” in the middle of a bar (there may have been cocktails involved). So far, I’m the only person I know who has fainted while attempting to cow tip. I still don’t know if it’s possible. I was too busy fainting, regaining consciousness, and then scrambling under barbed wire. Also, I’ve seen the pictures of Pamplona. Running away from something trying to gore me does not sound like my idea of fun.

4. I think Michael Fassbender is purdy. Don’t know why I haven’t chosen him as one of my male leads, but I haven’t.

5. Much to the hub’s everlasting chagrin, I like firemen. They don’t like it much when I jump up and down, clapping about their “little pants” like they’re, I don’t know, strippers or something. And for some reason, they think it’s creepy that someone, and I’m not saying who, sits on the hill above the firehouse, waiting for them to come out looking like that. ^^^ (I’m kidding. That would be creepy. Right?)

6. One of the reasons it pains my hubs that I have a thing for firemen is because he’s a cop. And I say, at least I have a thing for men in uniform. Unfortunately for him, I’m not a badge bunny. I made him work for it. Isn’t he cute? And yes, this is the uniform he wears to work.

7. Apparently, I’m evil

Hubs told me this about an hour ago. Monk walked into our room, all glassy-eyed and still asleep. When Hubs asked her what was wrong, I whispered, “Seven days.”

“What?” Hubs asked. Monk just stared at him, and I shrugged, like, I don’t know nuthin’

When he turned back around, I whispered again, “Seven days.”

“Oh, you’re evil!” he proclaimed, walking out of the room, claiming to be thoroughly creeped out. I laughed, amused by my “win.” That is, until I realized he’d been folding laundry.

Well played, husband. Well played.

So, here are my nominations: (I’m cheating and doing six. I’m lazy like that. Oh, hey! There’s 8 things about me! Bonus!)

Brooke Moss

BJ Scott

Attorney at Large (Sorry, EH)

Janna Shay

Callie Hutton

Gemini Witching

Mother’s Day


I actually wrote this post a few days ago, but then the magic elves in my computer deleted it, and I didn’t know if I had it in me to do this a second time.

This post is not a celebration of my own mother–that’s already been done in such moving ways by so many people today that I thought I would leave it to them. No, this post is about the people who made me a mother.

Before I had kids, I had that perfect image in my mind. The white picket fence, the contented baby in the stroller, a happy, well-behaved toddler by my side. A dog loping happily beside me while happy 50s music played in the background.

Then I had kids, and the music in the background changed to heavy-metal garage band.

Motherhood is not this beautiful thing I envisioned.

It’s tears and it’s pain and it’s constant irritation and it’s vomit. Oh, and that’s before the kid is born. That part was just me.

Then you have that child, and it’s more tears, and more pain, and more vomit. It’s tantrums that start well before two, and last until that child is in Kindergarten. I just found a report conducted by the early intervention specialists on my son when he was ten months old, because he was a terror at daycare, but was fabulous at home–a much more placid baby than his sister had been. In it, the evaluator wrote, “You can’t change a Chewy.”

That line still makes me laugh, because she’s right. I can’t.

As much as I thought I wanted do-wop music to play in the background of my life, I’ve come to enjoy the heavy-metal garage band.

My life is insane, a whirl-wind of activity and noise and bright, flashing lights. It’s running around like a crazy person until I collapse in an exhausted heap. My life is so much more vibrant that what I had envisioned, and what I had planned.

Motherhood is not beautiful.

But it’s worth it.

When Monk had colic (of course she had colic–she was my first baby, and we had so little help, so why wouldn’t the universe give me a child who had, as my pediatrician put it, “The worst case of colic I’ve ever seen.”), I would look down at her screaming face, and try to remember what it was like the moment they put her in my arms. I won’t say it was love at first sight, because it wasn’t. It was more like I was meeting someone I’d known for my whole life. They gave her to me, and I remember thinking, “Oh, there you are.”

There you are.

I had been waiting for this little person, and not even known I’d been waiting. The same goes for her brother. Even after Monk was born, I felt this sense that someone was missing. So we got a dog. Still, someone was missing, so I got pregnant. (Yes, I was an idiot. Pregnant, with an sixteen month old and a puppy?)

And when Chewy was born, the doctor held him up and I looked at his little face, I knew he was it. Here was the missing piece, my beautiful, perfect little man. The last baby I would ever have.

I haven’t regretted my decision for one minute, because my family is complete.

My kids are not angels, but then, neither is their mother. Instead, they are lively and volatile, quirky and funny. I love Monk’s drive and her competitive spirit. I love how vibrant she is, and how everything is fantastic until that moment when the switch is flipped and everything is horrible. I have never met anyone who is as wildly exuberant as Monk is. She is smart and funny and amazes me every day of her life. When she plays soccer, I think she enjoys cheering on the sidelines as much as she enjoys playing. I know I can hear her over the yelling of the parents–and everyone else. Actually, when I’m in the classroom next to my office, and primary is at recess, I can occasionally hear her cheering over the other kids.

Yes, she’s loud.

It’s awesome.

I love that she makes her teachers explain things she doesn’t get, and I love that, when something bothers her, she’ll say something. I love how generous she is. When a kid in her class got sick, Monk wanted to make her a card and tape a quarter inside of it. Another kid immediately piped up with, “A quarter isn’t very much.” According to her teacher, Monk turned to him with real fire in her eyes and said, “Well, if everyone gives a quarter, then it is.”

I love that the kid doesn’t really take crap from anyone. Makes my job harder, but I would hate it if that fire died or diminished.

And Chewy… What can I say about my Chewy? I love watching the kid at t-ball. For the first time in his life, other people are saying to me, “He’s so social.” He chats with everyone on the field. His team, the other team, the coaches. I love that he nearly went insane with delight when he thought the team he was playing was the Oreos (they were the Orioles). I know he thought they were the Oreos, because he laughed hysterically. Later, he announced, quite loudly, that they should be black and white. I even love how he will wear his baseball glove on his face and pretend to be Darth Vader while he’s (*supposed to be*) playing in the outfield. He’s very entertaining.

He surprises me by how smart he is. The  other day, he picked up a book and read it out loud in the car. I thought he had memorized it, so his dad had him read a book he hadn’t heard before, since we just bought it. Chewy read a good half of it without assistance from either of us.

We didn’t know he could read.

Of course I’m their mother, so I think they are brilliant and funny and awesome. I’m honored to be their mother, and I hope that, in raising them, I can be the parent they deserve.

Imperfect. Flawed. Fallible. But a mom who tried hard to do the right thing, to teach them to make good decisions and take responsibility for the bad ones, because I know they’ll make mistakes. I know I have.

So today, I salute motherhood, with all of its imperfections. All the heartache and the fear and the messiness. But all of it is worth it to hear the kids laugh with real joy in their voices. I look into their faces and see their father reflected there. They remind me every day why I fell in love with him, and why I love him still.

They are what make this day for me.

I love you kids.

Mom